your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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