you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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