Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
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