I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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