I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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