worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I need a burrito and a hug.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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