So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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