I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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