He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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