Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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