He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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