Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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