I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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