FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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its like you know when i get waxed
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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