Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
she looked like the before picture.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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