i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
The beer is more important than you right now.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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