Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
