Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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