come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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