I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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