Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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