Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i just google imaged poop.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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