never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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