i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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