Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
what is it with giant penises always finding me
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
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