butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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