I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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