hotel room ftw
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
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