He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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