I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I'm like, not good at living.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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