Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
operation have a gay friend backfired
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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