You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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