Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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