haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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