Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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