I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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