I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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