yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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