I must be too annoying 4 u.
...so i touched it.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
