You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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