She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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