No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
God gave him joint rollers for hands
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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