I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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