school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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