the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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