I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Liz is crying about burritos again.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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