sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
