its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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