i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
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Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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