i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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